Keep your eyes pinned to the skies tonight folks, as if you're lucky you might even catch a glimpse of good old Klaus doing his errands, delivering shiny new vaccines to the nice, and Covid to the naughty. W.H.O., W.H.O., W.H.O., merry Klausmas! Lyrics (and remember, stay safe, so don't sing along at home!) "You better watch out You better not cry You better mask up I'm telling you why 'Cause Schwabby Klaus is watching your town Oh, he's making a list AI's checking it twice He's gonna find out Who's naughty, who's nice Schwabby Klaus is dumbing you down He knows your web search history He knows when you're awake He wants a great new reset So conform, for Covid's sake Oh, there's nowhere to run There's nowhere to hide If we ever talked of freedom We lied 'Cause Schwabby Klaus is grinding you down Ownership's offensive Private property is through We'll make sure that you own nothing And that you'll be happy too You won't have a home You won't have a car What you'll have is a lease to use them (so far) Predicated on social score (Which basically means that, if they don't like you, then you're dead)" _______________________________ Dedicated to all of the cognitive dissidents, past, present and future, especially those fighting at this singular precipice, the 'dawning of the age of algorithmic governance' and the attempted final enclosure of the biological realm. [Download the video here, before Schwabby's little helpers get their hands on it: https://we.tl/t-zvaz66rOpD ]