C'mon man … just get the transhumanist jabs and become the livestock and property of BlackRock and Vanguard. They promise to keep you as a bio robot and feed you with bugs (plus lab-grown meat on Sundays) as long as they need you. You'll own nothing and be happy! Once your labor is no longer required they'll terminate your license to live and euthanize you as humanely as possible. What more could you possibly wish for?